Wednesday, February 17, 2016

It's time again....You might be a MOMB ("Mom of Many Boys") IF......

*  Milk.  You go through approximately 6 bags a week.  That's 6 times 4 Litres = 24 Litres of milk.  And we raise beef cattle...maybe we should add a milker.

*  The church collection bags goes by the row each Sunday, and the youngest son consistently drops his money in with the arm actions of a crane.  And you think nothing of it, because well, that's normal.

*  It has been heard at your meal table, "This is suppertime, it is not the time for fart arm guns."  You try unsuccessfully to suppress your giggles.

*  Decorative sticks.  You see them in those magazines.  They are strategically placed in a nice pottery vase.  The local Christian school benefited from my dreams on this one.  I purchased two bundles about 1 metre long at the auction.  In boy's worlds...sticks = weapons.  1 metre became an assortment of broken pieces with the average length of 20 cm.  The second bundle was donated back to the thrift store.

*  Paper towels are considered disposable by the world.  In my world, so are socks. And probably pants too.  (See previous posts regarding "knees")

*  You regularly have text messages with your boys' friends' moms organizing mutual times to play minecraft or tanki.

*  "Please don't eat like a gerbil."  You say things like that.  Regularly.

BUT.....I wouldn't change ANY of this for the world!  








1 comment:

Kerri said...

This is good Christine!!