This guy is quite the crack-up.
Jacob has been quite good at documenting (on his blog) the random conversation of his brother.
I've borrowed some from his blog for your enjoyment.
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Again at supper......
Out of the blue.
Gideon: Dad, why do people
always call me shrimp?
The rest of us: *smothered laughter*
Gideon: I
don't fink I want to be called shrimp.....
Dad: Yyeaahhh.....
Gideon: I
fink I want to be called pickle.
The rest of us:
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Just a normal day at the Valk supper table.
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Gideon:Hoooo!
Guys whadidnt it be funny if we put a ticktick bomb (time
bomb???) in da lawn and if a lion ora mouse came and day stayed by the ticktick
bomb and the bomb went "tick tick tick ticktickticktick BOOOOOOMMM!!!"
Dat would be soooooooo funny!
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Gideon: dad, I fink I should get a pistol.
Dad: ..... why?
Gideon: Because
little boys should have one.
Gideon: dad, when I grow up can I have a
hang glider?
Dad: um.... sure.
Gideon: do dey cost alot of money?
Dad:
yeah they do.
Gideon: well I dont have any money...
Dad: well then you
need to earn some.
Gideon: oh......
Gideon: dad does Vineland sell hang
gliders?
Dad: um...i do not think so....
Gideon: oh...
Gideon:
dad?
Dad: *sigghhhh* yes.
Gideon: does Vineland sell
leafblowers?
Dad: yeah i think so.
Gideon: oh.....
Gideon: how
much does leafblowers cost?
What a guy!
