You know you might be a MMB if......
1. ....You have purchased a new broom (the 3rd one!), and you give an extensive speech about the uses of a broom (ie. it is not a weapon, or a fort maker, etc.)
2. ......The number of Swiss Army knives (and other pocket utility "things") in the household outnumbers the number of females by at least 3:1.
3. .......There is currently a yellow soft-air gun bullet stuck in the sole of your slipper....and probably one in the dryer, and a few in the couch, and in the plant in the hallway, etc.
4. ..... You are thrilled when a pair of pants (knees) lasts for two brothers.
5. ......During supper, (raw) carrot carving with butter knives often occurs prior to consumption.
6. ......You see another MMB, and exchange a knowing smile. 'Nuff said.
7. .......You know more random facts about geckos (and other repiles) than you care to admit.
8. ........You see pants size 12 at the store for just $5 and you purchased them ALL. Someone, sometime will need them. (See point 4)
9. .......The four year old is an expert "burper"...and often proclaims "That one nearly shook the earf (earth)!!".....and everyone laughs!
10......Questions such as "Dad, when a deer dies why are its eyes still open?" are common-place.
11. ......You have actually suggested to your husband that the family purchases an offical (proper) wrestling mat.
12. .....The toy box is 80% trucks/cars and plastic handy-man tools.
13. ......You often sort your laundry in two piles: "darks" and "darks with lots of mud." (Ok...maybe this is just a "kid" thing, and I do have the occasional load of mom's and sister's delicates).
14. ......You make sure to always have a supply of butterfly bandages in the house.
15. .....You are quite sure that the sales-guy for the airsoft aisle at Canadian Tire recognizes you.
16. .....You have a communal basket of socks (mostly grey and black) for all boys. "If they fit, put them on."
Anyone else add to this list????
And how would a post be complete without a photo of my darling baby.......